The Worst "F" Word of all...

Finals, if you are reading this you are either A) Procrastinating or B) Are lucky enough to not be in the midst of finals.  First let me preface this, by saying that I too, do not want to take my finals.  That being said here we go.  First, we are LITERALLY paying to feel like this.  You know that pounding in your chest?  That felling like you're going to puke your 3$ burrito?  No, that's not love, that's disdain... and it's costing you upwards of 10K.  Money well spent, eh? Secondly, what did we expect?  Yes, classes come with exams.  There is a beginning, middle, and end to all classes.  You will be tested at each of the intervals, and most likely in between.  College sucks, we have established this.  Keep in mind the wonderful and inspirational mantra "D's get Degrees" I know, aim high.  Thirdly, people are assholes.  It does not matter to your upstairs flatmates if you have 5,000 words on the economic state due tomorrow, their "Thirsty Thursday"celebrations will stop for no one!  You may congratulate their valor with 7am vacuuming and blaring "The Lion King" soundtrack the next morning.  All is fair in love and finals.  And lastly, this too shall pass, you may not.  But finals week sure will.